Now or Never

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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somnifik:

if you’re lonely, desperate, needy and sad at least be great at it

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awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:


Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
SCIENCE.


…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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"Normal person: sings lyrics
Me: sings lyrics,
sings backup vocals
sings guitar riffs
air-drums entire song
headbangs"
Chattiest (via chattiest)

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burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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thecutestofthecute:

Happy seals he he he

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Happy seals ho ho ho

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Happy seals ha ha haimage

Happy seals teh he he

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